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Jerky Jesse
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Elo model predictions  |  K=10.0  |  Home Adv=31.6 | Platt-calibrated  |  March 23, 2026

Matchup Winner Win% Elo Edge Top Away Players Top Home Players
Los Angeles Lakers @ Detroit Pistons Pistons ✅ 60% +59 pts
L. Dončić  33.4p / 7.9r / 8.4a
A. Reaves  23.5p / 4.8r / 5.5a
L. James  21.1p / 5.8r / 6.8a
C. Cunningham  24.5p / 5.6r / 9.9a
J. Duren  19.2p / 10.5r / 1.7a
T. Harris  13.1p / 5.2r / 2.4a
Indiana Pacers @ Orlando Magic Magic 🔥 85% +357 pts
P. Siakam  23.8p / 6.6r / 3.9a
A. Nembhard  17.2p / 2.8r / 7.2a
I. Zubac  14.1p / 10.6r / 2.2a
P. Banchero  22.2p / 8.5r / 5.1a
F. Wagner  21.3p / 5.8r / 3.6a
D. Bane  20.4p / 4.2r / 4.2a
Oklahoma City Thunder @ Philadelphia 76ers Thunder ✅ 69% 264 pts
S. Gilgeous-Alexander  31.6p / 4.4r / 6.6a
J. Williams  17.5p / 4.7r / 5.4a
C. Holmgren  17.2p / 9.0r / 1.7a
T. Maxey  29.0p / 4.1r / 6.7a
J. Embiid  26.6p / 7.5r / 3.9a
P. George  16.0p / 5.1r / 3.7a
San Antonio Spurs @ Miami Heat Spurs ✅ 68% 257 pts
V. Wembanyama  24.3p / 11.1r / 3.0a
D. Fox  19.0p / 3.8r / 6.3a
S. Castle  16.5p / 5.0r / 7.1a
N. Powell  22.3p / 3.6r / 2.6a
T. Herro  21.5p / 5.0r / 3.9a
B. Adebayo  20.4p / 9.9r / 2.9a
Memphis Grizzlies @ Atlanta Hawks Hawks 🔥 79% +260 pts
T. Jerome  19.9p / 2.9r / 5.8a
J. Morant  19.5p / 3.3r / 8.1a
S. Aldama  14.0p / 6.7r / 2.9a
J. Johnson  22.7p / 10.4r / 8.0a
N. Alexander-Walker  20.3p / 3.4r / 3.6a
C. McCollum  18.7p / 3.4r / 3.7a
Houston Rockets @ Chicago Bulls Rockets 🔥 70% 247 pts
K. Durant  25.7p / 5.4r / 4.4a
A. Sengun  20.2p / 8.9r / 6.1a
A. Thompson  18.0p / 7.9r / 5.3a
J. Giddey  17.6p / 8.3r / 9.0a
M. Buzelis  16.1p / 5.6r / 2.0a
C. Sexton  14.5p / 2.0r / 3.4a
Toronto Raptors @ Utah Jazz Raptors ✅ 64% 245 pts
B. Ingram  21.6p / 5.6r / 3.7a
R. Barrett  18.9p / 5.4r / 3.2a
S. Barnes  18.6p / 7.8r / 5.4a
L. Markkanen  26.7p / 6.9r / 2.1a
K. George  23.6p / 3.7r / 6.1a
J. Jackson Jr.  19.4p / 5.7r / 2.0a
Golden State Warriors @ Dallas Mavericks Warriors 59% 122 pts
S. Curry  27.2p / 3.5r / 4.8a
J. Butler III  20.0p / 5.6r / 4.9a
K. Porziņģis  16.5p / 4.8r / 2.6a
C. Flagg  20.1p / 6.7r / 4.5a
N. Marshall  15.3p / 4.8r / 3.2a
P. Washington  14.3p / 7.0r / 1.8a
Brooklyn Nets @ Portland Trail Blazers Blazers 🔥 81% +236 pts
M. Porter Jr.  24.2p / 7.1r / 3.0a
N. Clowney  12.5p / 4.1r / 1.7a
N. Claxton  11.8p / 7.1r / 3.8a
D. Avdija  24.2p / 7.0r / 6.8a
S. Sharpe  21.4p / 4.4r / 2.6a
J. Grant  18.6p / 3.5r / 2.2a
Milwaukee Bucks @ LA Clippers Clippers 🔥 71% +175 pts
G. Antetokounmpo  27.6p / 9.8r / 5.4a
K. Porter Jr.  17.4p / 5.2r / 7.4a
R. Rollins  16.9p / 4.6r / 5.6a
K. Leonard  28.3p / 6.3r / 3.7a
D. Garland  18.9p / 2.4r / 6.9a
B. Mathurin  18.5p / 5.6r / 2.3a

🔥 = 70%+ confidence  |  ✅ = 60-69%  |  Stats: season averages (PPG / RPG / APG)
For entertainment & analysis purposes only. Not financial advice.

NBA Game Predictions – March 22, 2026

Elo model predictions  |  K=10.0  |  Home Adv=31.6  |  March 22, 2026

Matchup Winner Win% Elo Edge Top Away Players Top Home Players
Portland Trail Blazers @ Denver Nuggets Nuggets ✅ 68% +98 pts
D. Avdija  24.2p / 7.0r / 6.6a
S. Sharpe  21.4p / 4.4r / 2.6a
J. Grant  18.6p / 3.5r / 2.2a
N. Jokić  28.1p / 12.6r / 10.5a
J. Murray  25.2p / 4.4r / 7.1a
A. Gordon  16.8p / 6.0r / 2.5a
Brooklyn Nets @ Sacramento Kings Kings ✅ 62% +14 pts
M. Porter Jr.  24.2p / 7.1r / 3.0a
N. Clowney  12.5p / 4.1r / 1.7a
N. Claxton  11.8p / 7.1r / 3.8a
Z. LaVine  19.2p / 2.8r / 2.3a
D. DeRozan  18.5p / 3.0r / 4.0a
D. Sabonis  15.8p / 11.4r / 4.1a
Washington Wizards @ New York Knicks Knicks 🔥 94% +447 pts
A. Davis  20.4p / 11.1r / 2.8a
T. Young  17.9p / 2.0r / 8.0a
A. Sarr  16.5p / 7.4r / 2.7a
J. Brunson  26.2p / 3.5r / 6.6a
K. Towns  20.1p / 11.9r / 2.9a
O. Anunoby  16.8p / 5.3r / 2.2a
Minnesota Timberwolves @ Boston Celtics Celtics 🔥 72% +127 pts
A. Edwards  29.5p / 5.1r / 3.7a
J. Randle  21.2p / 6.8r / 5.1a
J. McDaniels  14.6p / 4.2r / 2.8a
J. Brown  28.5p / 7.0r / 5.2a
J. Tatum  19.6p / 8.6r / 3.4a
D. White  17.3p / 4.5r / 5.6a
Toronto Raptors @ Phoenix Suns Suns 55% +-6 pts
B. Ingram  21.8p / 5.6r / 3.7a
R. Barrett  19.0p / 5.4r / 3.2a
S. Barnes  18.6p / 7.9r / 5.4a
D. Booker  25.5p / 3.9r / 5.9a
D. Brooks  20.9p / 3.7r / 1.8a
J. Green  17.5p / 3.6r / 2.6a

🔥 = 70%+ confidence  |  ✅ = 60–69%  |  Stats: season averages (PPG / RPG / APG)
For entertainment & analysis purposes only. Not financial advice.

Marathon Runner Shells Stats Table

Stat Destroyer Assassin Recon Thief Triage Vandal Rook
Heat Capacity 15 10 20 15 10 25 15
Agility 10 20 15 20 10 30 20
Loot Speed 5 15 10 25 10 5 25
Melee Damage 15 10 5 10 5 5 10
Prime Recovery 5 10 5 10 10 10 10
Tactical Recovery 10 5 10 5 5 5 5
Self-Repair Speed 15 10 5 5 25 5 5
Finisher Siphon 10 10 25 15 5 10 25
Revive Speed 10 15 10 5 20 5 5
Hardware 25 10 10 5 15 10 5
Firewall 20 20 15 15 15 5 15
Fall Resistance 5 10 5 20 5 10 20
Ping Duration 5 10 25 5 15 5 5
  • Heat Capacity: Ability heat you can store before overheating (more chained ability uses).
  • Agility: Movement responsiveness (strafe, acceleration, overall feel).
  • Loot Speed: Speed for opening chests and loot interactions.
  • Melee Damage: Strength of melee attacks and finishers.
  • Prime Recovery: Recharge rate of your Prime ability.
  • Tactical Recovery: Recharge rate of your Tactical ability.
  • Self-Repair Speed: Rate at which health/self-repair restores you.
  • Finisher Siphon: Health/energy/resources gained from finishers.
  • Revive Speed: Speed of reviving downed teammates.
  • Hardware: Resistance to physical damage/environmental hazards.
  • Firewall: Resistance to hacks, digital effects, and debuffs.
  • Fall Resistance: Mitigation of fall damage and safe drop margin.
  • Ping Duration: How long pings keep enemies/objects revealed.
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